Nolan's Life Continues to be Average

Welcome to my Tumblr.
When I have time to burn,
this is where the ashes fall.
I'm 27, queer, fraternity man (ΔΛΦ), Up with People alumnus, and doing my best to be an adult.

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I NEED DIS

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armsocks:
Hating riverdale is internalized homophobia
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Last selfie in this mirror!
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mutuals' nudes > gay porn
giveyoumylove:

thebeserkerhealer:
Basically

if we’re mutuals, show me your nudes anytime
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“owning our story and loving ourselves through that process is the bravest thing that we will ever do.” - brenè brown . (at Bainbridge Island,...

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Uh oh. It’s so green. Only a little bit pink. Or had a few blemishes, but they’re non-hideous.
Oh, it’s fine. Reasonably...
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The Neighbors

I keep getting notifications that people have followed my blogs, which is pretty much the only reason I check in on Tumblr these days.

It was a cute run and I’m not gonna delete these blogs, ‘cause there was a lot of time and history archived here. But sometime I wonder if I’d even be using Twitter or Snapchat if Tumblr hadn’t been so aggressive with NSFW content.

mexipika:

silver-tongues-blog:
dawn0303:
ego-16:
liquidisedfish:
my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck
EXCUSE ME?? F
F

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shyleviathan:

jasonptodd:
just some facts for u
1.) gay people invented love
2.) trans people invented beauty
how could you leave this in the tags

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sleepiercell–thesleepiest:

holdup:
bulbacsar:
Originally posted by treatpetite
Clearly there’s a hole in the market

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kriosv:

badjokesbyjeff:
So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Jeff, we talked about your username.

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drtanner-dickery:

thurstonfluff:
Drama boi!
The way he throws his little head back when he REALLY MEANS IT, oh my goodness.

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wereralph:

staraptor-is-my-son:
wereralph:
bowser explaining what he’s gonna do to my Whole Ass Hole when he gets home from work :)
Please stop
can’t, he just got home :)

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idk-im-not-creative:

wellthatwasdumb:
cybergata:
Sandra Dee Lutheran
lost in the sauce

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vieratheartist:

nzssa:
katy-l-wood:
Good tweet is good.
I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

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Nolan's Life Continues to be Average

Today’s Pink Lady Apple