Welcome to my Tumblr.
When I have time to burn,
this is where the ashes fall.
I'm 22, attending UofIowa for Communication Studies, and I could take it or leave it.
I currently have a messy personal life - but then again, who doesn't. However - I DO have a Tumblr Boyfriend, who can be found here.
I love Mike & Ikes, NPR, chocolate, Volkswagen, ice cream, fashion, cooking, boys - just to name a few. And I got plenty of 
Place: Iowa City, IA
Email it! TumblrIsAverage.gmail.com
selfies at midnight 😎
I need more followers cause some of my text posts are just great but not nearly enough people seem to appreciate them.
sometimes i wish i still smoked so i could escape awkward situations
I’m a man and I’m totally a feminist, and I have no fucking clue why anyone wouldn’t be. Do you truly love your mother? Your grandmother?? Your...
I honestly am doing fine. Last night was rough because of how abrupt it felt. Yeah, he was an ass for doing it, and he recognized that.
I have declared my space, and I told him I won’t be recognizing his existence for awhile. I understand that we weren’t meant to be, so I can’t be mad at what happens moving forward. That doesn’t mean I can’t be bitter that he has someone to console him and come home to. Yes, I have awesome friends, and I cherish you all, but you all also know that it’s not the same as having a significant other with whom to share the momentary burden of loss.
silverslices replied to your post: If you read my blogspot, I promise I’ll have some…
Sooo…you’re bringing me cookies when you come to Omaha?
Fuck no. I’m baking them when I’m there!!!
#OurDrunkKitchen
Featuring the two most attractive chefs the internet has ever seen, you and me, gurl.
silverslices replied to your post: Things I love about Stonzie: She knows when to ask…
And so you guys are coming to visit me when?
Ummmmm,
Totes soon. She’s the one with the car, but who knows, maybe we’ll take Megabus to see you. :D
It’s such am ambiguous reaction, it’s perfect for everything.

Queers that I don’t wear pants around:
silverslices replied to your post: I’ll give you $5,000 to delete your tumblr account forever.
FUCK NO BITCH. Nolan’s the best.
Reasons to stay. <3
Tumblr Crushes:
ERMA GERD.
So, I don’t know how this works -
Do I offer you sex?
Do I have to bake cookies?
Do I have to pay for the ‘good time’ that I had?
silverslices replied to your post: davefinchers started following you That not…
That situation sounds familiar…I adore you.
The end.
I just want to hug you forever. Is that okay?
Not if I hug you first.
:3
silverslices replied to your post: davefinchers started following you That not…
That situation sounds familiar…
I adore you.
The end.