Nolan's Life is Average
Welcome to my Tumblr.
When I have time to burn,
this is where the ashes fall.
I'm 22, attending UofIowa for Communication Studies, and I could take it or leave it.
I currently have a messy personal life - but then again, who doesn't. However - I DO have a Tumblr Boyfriend, who can be found here.
I love Mike & Ikes, NPR, chocolate, Volkswagen, ice cream, fashion, cooking, boys - just to name a few. And I got plenty of 
Place: Iowa City, IA
Email it! TumblrIsAverage.gmail.com
Viewer(s) Werkin' it!!
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selfies at midnight 😎
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I need more followers cause some of my text posts are just great but not nearly enough people seem to appreciate them.
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sometimes i wish i still smoked so i could escape awkward situations
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So...
I’m a man and I’m totally a feminist, and I have no fucking clue why anyone wouldn’t be. Do you truly love your mother? Your grandmother?? Your...
cephalopods4eva replied to your post: Like, how did I lose a follower. What have I…
yeah. what stonzie said. you hate straight ppl, so they had to bounce
You caught me glitter-handed.
I’m a hetero-hater.
Damn.
~*~*GAIYS FUR LYFE*~*~
Tumblr Crushes:
- actualavengertonystark
- csuesz
- tiny-khaleesi
- shawnandthemachine
- isnerdy
- stonzie
- bishopsrobes
- youcouldfuckingkissme
- cephalopods4eva
I honestly don’t know how the algorithm figured this one out….
Devin - wtf are you doing. Get down from there, it’s dangerous to be up that high.
Tumblr Crushes:
- fathergem
- ladyhippie
- csuesz
- stonzie
- tiny-khaleesi
- blizzaga-knight
- cephalopods4eva
- cuuunts
- mylifescanvas
But, like, do you mind if I just take you on one at a time?
Except Rachel. I’ll only give her hugs when she needs them.
The rest of you all….. Let’s get crazy.
Tumblr Crushes:
- bensterbenster
- stonzie
- baby-khaleesi
- wisaxaholic
- boyslashwonder
- beautifulnobody
- elleheart
- bandofoutsiders
- cephalopods4eva
Lulz
That is my only reaction to this layout.
Lulz
Also, GTFO, Ben - the only reason you’re there is because you’ve posted a bunch of stuff later, when usually you’re more of an observer. #ridic :P
cephalopods4eva replied to your post: Food for thought of the morning: Male Privilege -…
people still gonna ask you to help them move things before they ask any girl, no matter how strong she is
I disagree. I’ve had numerous times where the women of the group are asked to help instead of me. Maybe that’s just my experience, but it’s happened more than a few times.
People not only assume I couldn’t, but that I wouldn’t want to get dirty. *eye roll*
cephalopods4eva Asks:
nolanslifeisaverage Said:
They better. They follow me.
cephalopods4eva replied to your post: Wow this has been a pretty shitty day for us Iowa boys, hasn’t it?
there is no love in iowa. everyone finds it other places, and then brings it to iowa cus… free love
I guess I’ll just ship my in from Great Britain, then. Ugh, I wonder how much it would cost to abduct, feed, and ship Jamie across to America. And just think of the customs paperwork. #nightmare
cephalopods4eva replied to your post: cephalopods4eva replied to your post: There’s a…
hetroflexable. still winning
Top awards. You get vegan cookies.
cephalopods4eva replied to your post: There’s a straight guy who I happen to know. He’s…
what’s the gay man’s version of a spaghetti girl?
The closet-bi?
bi-curious?
Idk - there isn’t a single phrase for those guys that I can think of…
