Nolan's Life is Average
Welcome to my Tumblr.
When I have time to burn,
this is where the ashes fall.
I'm 22, attending UofIowa for Communication Studies, and I could take it or leave it.
I currently have a messy personal life - but then again, who doesn't. However - I DO have a Tumblr Boyfriend, who can be found here.
I love Mike & Ikes, NPR, chocolate, Volkswagen, ice cream, fashion, cooking, boys - just to name a few. And I got plenty of 
Place: Iowa City, IA
Email it! TumblrIsAverage.gmail.com
Viewer(s) Werkin' it!!
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selfies at midnight 😎
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I need more followers cause some of my text posts are just great but not nearly enough people seem to appreciate them.
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sometimes i wish i still smoked so i could escape awkward situations
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I’m a man and I’m totally a feminist, and I have no fucking clue why anyone wouldn’t be. Do you truly love your mother? Your grandmother?? Your...
Silver-painted #soybeans. Oh, ya know, just prepping for a #Midwest wedding.
Pork chop shaped like the #UnitedStates? Doesn’t get much more patriotic than that. #murrica
She waited 9 months for her moment
There Taylor was, waiting in the dark, writing a song about the guy that stared at her and didn’t say anything, when she hears something. She puts down her pen and walks into the next room. On the news they were talking about how Kim Kardashian was now pregnant, by Kanye West. At that moment Taylor knew how she could exact her revenge. She rushed into the other room, threw away the rest of what she was writing, got a frest sheet of paper, and began writing her plot for revenge against the man who embarrassed her so during the MTV Music Awards, so many years ago.
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Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
YOU TELL EM
FAVORITE video
I loved this video until his used his notoriety to make himself famous and profit from his story. Great and all, but people cared more about seeing you and talking to you than about your message.
You literally used your privileges and then STOLE ALL OF THE BENEFIT.*
*Note: Not possible to steal ALL benefit, but it was close.
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Brb, currently reading my University to filth on Twitter.
No shame.
They make life so difficult for student orgs, minorities, and anyone who isn’t an athlete, basically.
Fuck that.
What if all the Disney princes and princesses were gay? And then, what if they all sang mash-ups of Disney songs and pop-hits, and did choreographed dancing to those mash-ups? Would you like to see that?
Well, your wish has been granted.
And, +10 points to the creators for including a Mean Girls reference.I think this is the 6th time I’ve reblogged this
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I’m a man and I’m totally a feminist, and I have no fucking clue why anyone wouldn’t be. Do you truly love your mother? Your grandmother?? Your aunts? Your sister??
You can accept their love, their food, their wisdom, their company, but not their necessity for social and economical equality??
This is one of those things that I’ll always reblog.
I just can’t ever watch all the way through without crying from laughter.
And amazement.
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
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